here's wishing my brother ley jun jie lowell all the best for the first a level paper of 2008 tmr.
i bet some of u fuckers don't even know he starts tmr.
what a shame.
yes, shame on u, u closet muggers.
the rolling stones said you can't always get what you want.
yet your father, mother, teachers, principal, pastor etc have probably told u to work hard to get what you want.
hey! you can't deny the rolling stones. i mean they were number 4 in rolling stone magazine's 100 greatest artists of all time.
and no the magazine is not related to the band at all u dumbass, if ur trying to be cocky and use ur source-based-question skills to undermine the reliability of the provenance.
this is what i call the work-for-nothing-but-shit paradox.
when u push a box along the floor, u are doing work. but then work requires u to gain something in return, be it a reward, a salary or even a good scolding from ur boss demanding to know why u pushed the box only 3ft and not 3.1ft.
this is an example of newton's third law of motion at in action: for a force there is always an equal and opposite reaction. in the case of ur boss, there is the opportunity for u to implement newton's 4th and untold law of motion: for every reaction u multiply the counter-reaction by ten times.
be sure there are no colleagues behind him, because newton does not approve of collateral damage. the best scenario so far is when he's standing in front of his prized unicorn head hanging on his wall. make sure it's 3.1ft away to prove a point to ur boss.
yes unicorns exist.
ok but what if u don't feel the reaction at all? ur immediate instinct is to push the box further so that the reaction force would be greater. maybe ur boss would come over and give u a pat on the back and give u some wheels to put underneath the box. don't feel it - keep pushing then.
so u have pushed the box for 100ft now. what's next?
u realize that the box contains a huge load of crap to the brim, and because of ur impressive pushing, the friction between the box and the floor was so great it tore the box.
u thus left a long trail of shit, 100ft long.
what do u gain?
job satisfaction from cleaning the shit off the floor.
ok i need to stop being incoherent here because im writing 4 essays in 3hrs on friday and my mind needs to be able to think as deeply and sanely as possible.
deep like a scuba diver.
sane like mccain.
oh no, let's not talk about race and politics right now.
cherry garcia..
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