i wanted to post this sometime ago but i've just bought a new scanner to scan all those supporting documents and my portfolio as well, so i shall make good use of this canon baby and upload the letter.
basically this was what happened 3 mondays ago.
i was dragging my bowling bag out of the condo, to bowl obviously.
i was listening to my ipod and as u know, my ear-phones are the in-ear kind and isolate noise.
so i was alr by the main road and walking towards the bus stop when i heard faintly someone shouting from behind.
i turned around and saw the ang moh security guard trying to keep up.
now i am rly sensitive abt racist treatment by ang mohs.
i had alr been mistreated once by my ex-neighbour.
now an ang moh security guard.
alr i feel insecure living in my condo. it's like i the singaporean am the outsider. they spam the pool, they hold parties and bbqs, alr the indian guards treating them like royal guests is fucked up.
i tot u all shld be over and done with about the whole colonial ruler thing.
now we have an ang moh guard.
actually i have the right to look down on him. i mean ang mohs here are expats rite.
but no instead i get this feeling tt im 1) living in a prison 2) not welcome in my own residence.
previously i was walking around with a camera because i was taking photos to recce for an event and he just randomly asked me if i was a resident.
like wtf.
i bet he will treat all ang mohs in the condo as residents, even if some of them were just guests at a bbq.
anw i din know what he wanted and the bus was coming so i just walked on.
then the shout became louder.
so i stopped.
he finally caught up and asked me if i was a resident.
alr im like wtf.
the bus is coming.
>> yeah.
>> can u open up ur bag pls. we need to check.
i rly hope ur instant reaction is the same as mine, which is wtf. in caps. like this.
W. T. F.
i am standing by the road, the bus stop just another few metres away from me and everyone there is looking at me and wondering why i'm stopped by an ang moh in uniform.
oh he's joined by another guard. an old chinese man.
obviously they dun have the right to check my bag when it's alr out of their jurisdiction. so i tell them:
>> this is my bowling bag. there's only balls inside.
i had no idea why they wanted to check.
>> just open it please.
im not sure if they said please.
>> look, i've been dragging this bag out of the condo for the past 2 yrs. there's no need for u to check my bag.
>> just open it.
>> if im going on holiday are u gg to make me open up my luggage too?
ok when ur faced w 2 men in uniform, u have little choice but to comply.
i didnt want to create a commotion by the road.
so i opened it up for them. 2 shiny balls.
the guards took a look and said
>> ok. thanks.
thanks for what, wtf.
oh, thanks for making me miss my bus.
i was really pissed alr.
>> what the hell man, seriously. u just made me miss my bus.
the chinese guard said
>> sorry, it had to be done.
wtf? so humiliating me by the road was necessary?
so i phoned back home and told my mum.
ok told is an understatement.
i wanted to get the management number so that i could give them a good scolding to wake their fucking senses but turns out my dad did tt job for me.
what a waste.
anw their explanation was that there was a recent case of theft in the condo and i looked like the thief.
wtf?
i thought they were cocking up some bullshit story.
then a few days later i got this in the mail.
even my mum said i looked like him coz i din cut my hair.
holy fuck.
so my inference is tt i looked like i had stolen the shoes and put them in a bowling bag to hide them.
like wow. u know if i were stealing shoes i would just wear them.
given tt the thief is stealing sports shoes, as a thief u would definitely steal the good pairs right?
then obviously u wear them so u can run faster right?
the world is so fucked up.
by the way tt is one fugly shirt.
cherry garcia..
9:25 PM
