welcome to paradise island! we are honoured to receive u as our guest at 'F' block for the next 9 weeks.
we are pleased to check u in on the exclusive penthouse level on the 5th floor. however we regret to inform u that the lift is out of bounds at all times. there is no porter service for ur luggage too.
ur suite has a sleeping capacity of 12 and comes with a cupboard and lock for each guest. housekeeping service is unavailable and the resort manager requires that all guests maintain their rooms in neat conditions when they leave their rooms.
ur stay at paradise island comes with all meals included. please remember to scan ur keycard before we serve u.
morning call isat 5am everyday by the bird parade. personalised service is also available upon request - ask ur buddy for an alarm clock.
the events manager has a detailed daily programme to ensure that ur stay at paradise island is fruitful and enjoyable. to ensure that there are no delays, do turn up for ur activities punctually.
u and ur fellow guests residing on the same floor will be served by a personal serviceman who will ensure that your fitness and hotel etiquette is of the highest standards. pls give him ur fullest attention and respect and he will ensure that ur stay at the resort will be a comfortable one.
there are a wide range of facilities at the resort for ur usage, but please note that they are not available all the time. for example the swimming pool is only open to guests who are taking part in diving courses, while the gym is only accessible if ur events manager permits. the restaurant is also only open during ur meal time.
check out is usually on a fri night and u will check in again on sun evening. if u wish to check out during the week pls inform ur personal serviceman. guests who check in late may be put on a waiting list for their next checking out timing.
at our resort, all guests are presented with a wife. please take good care of her and don't let any of the perverts on the prowl around the resort get near her or u will either be banned from checking out or sent to the dirty block.
we hope u have a pleasant stay at paradise island.
cherry garcia..
10:01 PM
