recruit-private checklist.
1. are u suffering from the following: sunburn, abrasions, blisters, muscle fatigue?
if yes, ur a garang fool who completed ur 24km route march, and the pop.
if no, u chao keng and served the garang fools snacks and drinks at the rest points. or u just attend c altogether.
2. are u confused abt what u want to get for ur posting on the 19th?
if yes, u wanted ocs when u enlisted and put yes to command sch on the express interest form, but after that came the military police interview.
if no, ur either a really motivated commander-wannabe, or ur entirely focused on chao keng, or ur the asshole who got into medicine school and just waiting to be deferred in july.
3. what time is ur (own) reveille?
if before stated timing, ur the kiasu one who wants the toilet all to urself.
if at stated timing, ur confident of being punctual for 5bx.
if after stated timing, ur either very fast with ur preparation, or ur the asshole who makes the platoon hump the ground.
4. which breakfast served do u hate the most?
a) hokkien mee b) plain porridge with groundnuts c) the chinese deluxe set comprising the yam cake and soon kueh.
5. how fluent is ur army lingo? complete the following phrases / sentences.
a) what the ____
b) chao _____
c) ___ u ____
d) don't know how to pass message to ur platoon mates is it, u ____ selfish ____ right
e) never mind, all of u _____
f) when i say move, _____
6) did u kena any of the following: confinement, guard duty, pop guard duty?
if yes,
a) ur rifle was begging to be stunned b) ur buddy passed u his rifle to look after but u left it against the wall and stood away c) u drew an extra bayonet and left it in ur locker for the entire sit test d) u brought ur handphone with u during hand grenade throwing and kena caught when the commander checked ur pants for safety pin e) ur the lucky one who drew the paper marked with a red cross from the coke cup.
if no,
a) well done u were constantly vigilant and cherished the importance of ur weekend b) what a waste u missed a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
7) what is ur most feared punishment?
a) pumping
b) pumping, under the hot sun
c) rifle over head
d) rifle forward
e) prone row in the mud
f) hah?
8) would u want to go back to tekong?
if yes, ur prob aiming to be a commander, esp sergeant.
if not,
for fuck?
cherry garcia..
7:01 PM
