the adventures of pigtard part 2.in a post last yr i talked about idiotic drivers in the country.
normally i don't link archives. missed the last post? too bad.
early bird catches the worm.
perhaps if i start giving away freebies u guys might bookmark this blog.
anw yea back to yet another fascinating adventure with pigtard.
if driving a small toyota altis is already as challenging as teaching a dog to drive, how about controlling a vehicle which is 6m long, 4m high and weighs 26 tonnes?
that is, for a driver like pigtard.
in my company, there is a rule that there must be at least 3 ppl in the cabin of this particular company vehicle whenever it is driven.
1 driver, 2 to guide and assist.
in part 1 of this adventure series, i've established tt pigtard is liked by no one in the company.
so naturally no one wants to join him in the vehicle.
there's another reason for this.
pigtard is still a noob at driving the vehicle. so he's actually driving it to clock the mileage which will make him eligible for driver qualification.
fyi, pigtard hasn't been trained on how to operate this vehicle, afaik.
so putting urself in the passenger seat would be a ticket to where michael jackson's next concert is held. im a freethinker and am an all-rounder on morality so i dunno whether i will end up above or below.
our immediate superiors are supposed to go for the ride, but since no one is willing to volunteer, lots had to be drawn.
one blue pen among a number of black pens.
manager A is the lucky winner.
time for us workers to draw lots as well.
i was actually out of the loop until i walked past the group of them just as manager A shouted.
>> who else wants to draw lots?
my immediate reaction was to hide behind the door.
i was volunteered.
now six people drawing from 8 pens, surely the odds can't be so bad.
normally i dun jump straight into the action. im a camper.
but seeing how everyone was drawing pens in a frenzy, i followed suit.
i would like to state that my favourite colour isn't blue.
so off we go.
it took us around 10min to leave the parking area, as pigtard was trying to guide the vehicle in between 2 others which were parked at an angle.
at this moment i wasn't fearing for my life.
i was fking worried that he would trade paint or mirrors and i would be charged for the damages since i was supposed to be an assistant.
anyhow we managed to get out into daylight and embarked on our journey.
manager A was directing pigtard on the route he should take.
>> u can turn here where there is a place where u can u-turn back.
>> so i go straight?
wtf. did the fats clog up his ears?
>> okay u-turn here.
vehicle is about to make a left turn into some narrow trail.
>> eh i said make a u-turn!
>> orh u-turn here ah?
i think i was clinging onto my seatbelt at this point.
vehicle finishes one round. now for the second.
>> this vehicle need to wash or not? if need i drive to the mudtrail.
if u do not know, we workers wash the damn vehicles.
>> erm no need. nxt wk we're v busy so dun think have time to wash vehicles.
>> ya la, just saying that if got any vehicles that need to be washed then i drive it to the mudtrail lor.
what.the.fuck.
vehicle reaches a t-junction.
this t-junction is a point between a single-lane road and a double-lane one.
we're on the double-lane road.
the only way is to turn left and go to the same place where he made the u-turn.
pigtard was in a rush and wanted to take a shortcut.
my manager, being more experienced, advised him not to.
>> the road is too narrow. confirm cannot make the u-turn.
>> nvm i think can.
those who have got their license, no actually anyone with a half a brain, would know that such a long vehicle can never go around this small point.
pigtard begins his experiment.
1sec later he realizes his mistake.
>> oh i can't.
so the two of us have to climb down the 4 metres and guide pigtard as he performs a 3 point-turn.
we get in, but pigtard isn't moving.
>> why aren't you driving?
>> im scared i hit a sign post behind.
oh so u were so fking confident earlier abt the u-turn and now ur balls have shrunk?
btw there wasn't anything by the road other than thick bushes.
when he finally parked the vehicle i felt like i had survived one of jigsaw's elaborate traps.
a fucking harrowing experience.
all because of a fucking blue pen.
cherry garcia..
8:58 PM
