i swear i've never met anyone with the level of stupidity of his.
i wonder what's in his skull.
a peanut?
a screw?
a monkey banging the cymbals?
no, really, this guy is so dumb, he's the epitome of stupidity.
i wouldn't compare him w patients w learning disorders because it isn't nice. plus this guy's perfectly healthy.
okay not really. he's pretty damn fat, and can't even lift his legs up for tuck jumps.
picture yourself as a cleaner.
and this guy is ur boss and tells u to pick up all the leaves in the grass.
note that in the approx 15m x 10m area ur tasked to clean, there're 3 trees.
i say again, ur supposed to pick up all the leaves.
all. the.fucking.leaves.
wait, he's cut u some slack.
u can only leave behind max 3 leaves.
*pauses while u laugh and nurse the tummyache u got as a result.
now u may think it's actually a mission not impossible to complete.
so u embark on this holy quest.
5 leaves go into the trash bag.
a new one slowly falls to the ground.
i can't talk abt this further.
srsly, who the fuck will think of something so ridiculous?
ridiculous is an understatement.
u know, calling this guy stupid is an understatement as well.
a level of such high brain degeneration deserves a better adjective.
pigtard.
pigtard [ pig-tahrd ]- noun: (a) a regression ( usually of intelligence ) at a very fast rate till the point that the subject can only be identified as a swine ( pig ).(b) a mentally retarded person with a condition so severe he can only be identified as a swine.(c) a person who is beyond stupid, overtly obtuse, or ineffective in all ways. he may also be fat and have a voracious appetite that never seems to stop.yes, he's a really fucking pigtard.
this is only one out of a thousand pigtarded moments of his.
more in the coming weeks. maybe months. perhaps till next yr.
cherry garcia..
9:41 PM
