i love cakes.
i bet u do too.
mango cheesecake, oreo cheesecake.. oh blackforest is a classic.
but every time im presented w an opportunity to bite the cake, it's gone in a flash.
the cake, unfortunately, is a lie.
regardless of flavour.
last yr i had so much mindfucking, i couldn't wait to leave my ex-company.
>> u guys will have off on fri!
( come thurs evening )
>> sorry guys something's happened, u all won't be booking out.
>> guys tdy will be half-day for u all! just clean ur bunk a bit and we'll leave before lunch.
( lunchtime came and we're still waiting in our bunk )
>> we have to go wash vehicles. no more half-day. and oh, go settle ur own lunch coz it's not indented.
we grew so accustomed to the mindfucking we knew not to believe in the cake anymore but regard it as a mere alien superbeing that may or may not exist.
so when we joined our new company we thought we would actually eat the cake.
the months leading up to the last day of last yr were pretty fine. although we din get to eat much cake our minds weren't raped.
who knew tt feb would be the month the curse of the cake returned.
rem i told u tt i wont be in camp for the whole of cny wk?
>> guys u all will be having block off on wed and thurs. then fri is ur cohesion.
given the chaos tt was last fri, we guessed tt the cohesion would be cancelled to do stores again, since the following wk would be another outfield.
turns out the shit just hit the fan.
the dear leaders of our island are coming to check to make sure we arent wasting funds.
of all times, NOW?
so we have to make sure everything is proper before the agents come down.
>> guys u all will book in on thurs morn. fri cohesion is cancelled.
thanks.
FML
cherry garcia..
8:01 PM
